childhood bedroom. She is elegantly
dressed with a black suit laid out on
the bed beside her.
Keira is fingering a bowling trophy
while looking around the room.
Adrian enters reading a newspaper. He
is dressed in black.
ADRIAN
Baby, you're not ready to go.
(teasing)
The funeral starts in an hour.
Adrian sits down in a chair.
KEIRA
You know how every movie about Paris uses the Eiffel Tower as
a landmark.
ADRIAN
(not looking up from paper)
Yeah, sure. For London they use Big Ben.
KEIRA
Too bad that Big Ben is a bell and not a clock tower.
ADRIAN
I know, I know, unwashed ignorant Americans. And to think all
this time you came from here.
Keira ignores Adrian.
KEIRA
This room is my clock tower, my Eiffel Tower, my Golden Gate
Bridge, my Sydney opera house, my Empire State--
ADRIAN
Okay, I get it.
KEIRA
(looking around)
This is where it all happened...
Keira looks down at the bowling trophy
and sets it to rest on the pillows with
a caress.
KEIRA
The epicenter of my grief.
Adrian pulls the paper down to look at
Keira.
ADRIAN
Oh for God's sake! This isn't a Tennessee Williams play. Who
is that woman in the kitchen?
KEIRA
Beulah's a neighbor.
ADRIAN
Does she always cook for you?
KEIRA
Welcome to Backwater, Mississippi home of voodoo, swamp
water, and alligator wrestling. Don't you know all of life's
grief is solved by Southern cooking. A tub of lard can cure
all that's ailing you.
The more Keira talks the more her
southern drawl comes out.
BEULAH
(from offstage)
Mizz Keira.
Beulah enters with a pitcher and
glasses.
Adrian goes back to reading the
newspaper.
BEULAH
Ya'll want some lemonade before the funeral?
KEIRA
There any vodka in it?
BEULAH
No, ma'am. Demon liquor doesn't solve a damn thing. Your Papi
should have taught you that.
KEIRA
I like to think I might be able to succeed where Papi failed.
BEULAH
(shaking her head)
Mmmm... There's some pumpkin cornbread in da oven, ifin'
ya'lls get hungry.
Beulah fiddles with Keira's suit, pots
the trophy and picks it up.
BEULAH
Your Papi was so proud that night he won this. Remember?
Keira takes the trophy from her.
KEIRA
(angrily)
How could I forget?
Keira holds the trophy like weapon.
KEIRA
That was the night he... That was the night he... broke the
league record.
BEULAH
You must be real torn up. I'll leave you two alone.
Beulah motions to hug Keira, rethinks
it, and exits.
Keira sets the trophy back on the bed.
Keira begins to strip down to her slip.
Adrian lowers his paper to watch.
ADRIAN
Damn, I could get used to this.
Adrian stands and approaches Keira from
behind, touching her bare shoulder.
Keira pulls away and glares at him.
ADRIAN
(stroking her)
You didn't mind last night.
KEIRA
This was his house. You want to screw me in a dead man's
house?
Adrian returns to his seat. Keira puts
on the suit.
ADRIAN
(pointing at the paper)
Did you know they did a profile on you? Successful novelist,
creative writing professor, and so on.
KEIRA
What do they say about the murder?
ADRIAN
Want the highlights?
Keira nods.
ADRIAN
Stanley Murphy was bludgeoned with a heavy object while
walking home drunk from league.
KEIRA
I've always loved the word bludgeon. It has a nice ring to
it.
ADRIAN
The police don't have a clue. A few of his Gomer Pyle friends
are quoted.
Adrian looks up at Keira.
ADRIAN
Why do you hate him so much?
KEIRA
Why would you assume that?
ADRIAN
How many years did it take you to get rid of your accent?
KEIRA
I took a few voice lessons at Tulane.
ADRIAN
Masters at NYU, published your first novel at 25.
KEIRA
Why this interest in my past? I didn't realize it was resume
day at school.
ADRIAN
You never told me you had a father until last week.
KEIRA
Mama wasn't the Virgin Mary. Besides, you are only a toy.
ADRIAN
I'm the chair of your department.
KEIRA
Like I said, a toy.
Keira sits on Adrian's lap and begins
kissing his neck.
Adrian pushes her away.
ADRIAN
Why do you hate him?
KEIRA
Why do you care?
ADRIAN
Curiosity.
KEIRA
You want to hear the sad sob story of how Papi would sneak
into my room at night reeking of cigarettes and Black Velvet.
You want to hear about when Papi was short on cash he'd let
his bowling buddies have way with me.
Adrian stares in disbelief.
KEIRA
I didn't think so. Now, go start the car.
Adrian exits.
Keira checks herself in the mirror on
last time, goes to the bed, picks up
the bowling trophy, hefts it, and puts
it in an oversized handbag.
Keira exits.
Curtain.
